Situation 1 (Saturday)
Lecturer talking about different risks companies face.
Lecturer: "Okay, so although both the companies are in the same industry, they may face different risks. For example an organic food company and a donut selling company. Obviously the donut selling company faces a higher risk."
Students: "Eh? Why? Shouldn't the organic food company find it more difficult to sell their products?"
Lecturer: "No, the donut company faces a higher risk. Do you know by eating donuts you can die?"
Students: (Start protesting) "HUH?!!!"
Lecturer: "Yea. Eating donuts causes cancer! They're all fried, not baked you know!"
Students: (Murmuring) "But donuts are so tasty..."
Lecturer: (continues...) "See all those donut shops opening up in shopping complexes, all having 5, 6 lines of people queuing up everyday."
Students agree with her.
Lecturer: "Yea, look at all those people... all queuing up to die..."
Students: "LOL!"
Situation 2 (Sunday)
Lecturer talking about working capital management. Using WC as the short form for working capital...
Students copying...
Lecturer: "Okay, next point... A higher amount of finance would be needed for WC... WC means toilet..."
Students: "XD There she goes again..."
*Sigh* I'm gonna miss her classes. Although I wouldn't wanna be in the same class in the same subject again next semester. Looking forward to more random and sarcastic lecturers in the future~
Driving
9 years ago
2 comments:
LOL.. q-ing up 2 die.. GG
i tot she was gona say it wud b more difficult 2 sell d products later... since d donut buyers will die of cancer one day (hence reducing the total amt of customers) :D
LOL... WC... GG lar... sudd oni... siao man ur lect :D she roxxes XD
if i got that type of lecturer, i'd laugh at her instead of at her jokes... lolz
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