Funny Referee

Saw this on tv, they had more footage though, will show you all his other moves if I have the chance. Well enjoy, this is a MUST see XD!

Eyes

When you say that someone is good looking or is more than average, let me ask you this:

Which particular feature of the person led you to such a conclusion?
Was it that person's nose? High cheekbones? Sharp-refined jaw line? Hairstyle? Hot, sexy body? Or was it just everything as a whole?

Well for me, I usually look at the face features as a whole first, but mere seconds later, the eyes are what gives me my final judgement on that person.

To me, the eyes of a person are the most important trait to look out for. The eyes will tell you everything you want to know, whether the person is really telling the truth, whether they are really happy and even shows if the focus and concentration of so and so is present or not. So to say, in my opinion, the eyes are always the most beautiful attribute of a person.

And yes, I just love guys with those extremely dreamy and intense eyes enough to kill a girl on the spot (who doesn't? XD).

Let's see, Yong-sama's 'Top 5 List of Men with Killer Eyes' are:

No.5
Tom Cruise. Not only does he have that handsome smile that can easily melt any girls heart, he also has that buffed body and intense eyes, all together in a delicious set-combo.

No. 4

And not to forget our Asian stars, tied at 4th placing is Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro. They're not just good looking, they're also Asian. Just look at the pictures (especially Takeshi's one), 'nuff said.

No. 3

Okay, I think I may be a little bias on this one. But Orlando Bloom sure has that pretty-boy face that I adore so much and also that awesome 'kakkoii' (cool) impression that has been permanently imprinted in my brain ever since he played the role of Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And when you've spent thousands of hours staring at his pictures, trust me, I know what I'm saying when I say he deserves a spot on my list.

No. 2 Ah yes. Young Zac Efron. Well if you're wondering... NO, I am not obsessed with him, besides the point that High-School Musical is so the rage of tweens nowadays. But I do have to admit that he has eyes to die for. Have you ever noticed how clear his blue eyes are, it's like as if you're staring into some clear blue lake water or something. The only thing I love about Zac are his eyes, and well maybe his dancing skills as well.

No. 1

And the NUMBER 1 man on my list. Wentworth Miller *screams and dies*. Some of you may know him better as Michael Scoffield, the lead character of the drama series Prison Break. Oh gosh, I just can't stand the intensity reverberating from his eyes. Every time I pass by a magazine store and see his picture on the cover, I'll go like "Oh mi gosh, it's Wentworth Miller. Gosh just look at those eyes *sigh*," and end up drowning in them. I think if I were to really meet him and have him say," Hey there" to me while staring straight into my eyes, I'd literally drown in his eyes and end up melting into a puddle of Yong-mud right in front of him. Words are just impossible to describe what I feel whenever I look at those dreamy eyes of his. *Sigh* <--- look what I mean? Aye, I love those dreamy eyes.

Yong-sama's favourite eye colour in men? It's green. And I really mean it when I say I will melt on the spot if I meet Wentworth Miller in person. Asian men need not worry, as long as your eyes are not telling lies, you have my atttention. ;D

Burn and Crash

I burned, I crashed, and I was defeated.

Well if you're wondering...
No, I did not burn down my house while playing with lanterns or candles during the Mid-Autumn Festival last night. In fact, I didn't even have the time to celebrate.
No, I did not crash my Mum's car into the lamp post just down the road.
And no, I did not enter into any taekwondo competition which could have resulted in me being defeated by a stronger opponent.

So then, how exactly could I have burned, crashed and be defeated at the same time?
Easy, by not studying for my regular internal exams of course.
Ahahahaha. Yes, I'm so guilty and I so regret it.
Ahahahaha. Yes, I shall now turn over a new leaf and start studying harder for my exams (especially law).
Ahahahaha. And yes, I know I deserve it.

So again, how did I burn, crash and get defeated all at one go?
Well... I...
Burned the midnight-oil (more like early-dawn-oil).
Crashed onto my bed to redeem whatever sleep I was depriving myself of this few days.
Got defeated by the all so straightforward but unpredictable law paper.

Haih... I need to learn how to manage my time better.
SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEEEEASE!

Late Night Show with Yong-sama

When you share a room with a sibling of the opposite sex and both of you are suffering from minor insomnia during the night...

Sis: Good night.
Bro: Good night, jie. Good night, jie. Good night, jie.
Sis: Shhh. Shut up. I've to wake up early tomorrow.
Bro: Good night, jie.

10 minutes later...
Bro: Jie? You sleep d? Hello? Jie???
Sis: What!?
Bro: Nothing.
Sis: Tsk.
Bro: I can't sleep.
Sis: I don't care.

Both parties flip around for awhile.
Sis: Hmm, you know what?
Bro: No, I don't know. What?
Sis: I was at my friend's house today, and he has this cat, which really looks like Garfield. And it's name is Dino (referring to Willy's cat)
Bro: Ooo... exactly like Garfield?
Sis: Yea, it's like orange in colour and has stripes lah, just like Gar.
Bro: Ooo... the tail also got stripes like Garfield?
Sis: Yea.
Bro: Ooo... the face leh? Also got stripes exactly like Garfield?
Sis: Yea.
Bro: Ooo... the legs and paws there leh? Also got stripes one ar?
Sis: Yea, i think, like Garfield also right?
Bro: (Looks at his own Garfield) No, legs where got one.
Sis: Ooo... isit? Whatever lah.
Bro: Then the nose leh? Pink colour also one ar?
Sis: Yea... I think... most cats' noses are pink what... In fact all cats' noses are pink lah.
Bro: Ooo...
Sis: Speaking about animals, let me test you. Which year of the animal is this year?
Bro: What animal? Fish ar?
Sis: Chinese Zodiac Calendar lar... Fish is not an animal leh!
Bro: Ooo... I dunno? Cat ar?
Sis: Tsk. Where got cat one?
Bro: Ooo... I dunno... fish? Er... duck? (Clearly playing a fool)
Sis: Serious lar...
Bro: I dunno lar! Monkey? Goat?
Sis: Cha (poor in performance) lar you... Ok I give you a tip... 鼠牛虎兔龍蛇馬羊猴鶏狗猪(Read as Shu,Ngau,Fu,Tou,Long,Seh,Ma,Yong,Hou,Kai,Gou,Ju in Cantonese)
Bro: Huh?
Sis:　鼠牛虎兔龍蛇馬羊猴鶏狗猪
Bro: Ooo...er... Pig?
Sis: Bingo!
Bro: Yay! *Self-applaud*
Sis: Yes lar, chicken, sleep lar.
Bro: I'm not chicken, I Wooster (Rooster)
Sis: What wooster... rooster lar. Cacat lar you.
Bro: Wooster.
Sis: Yes yes, cacat wooster.
Bro: You dwagon.
Sis: No. I'm a dragon. You're the cacat wooster.
Bro: Cacat dwagon.
Sis: I said d lor, I'm not a dwagon, I'm a DRAgon. You're the cacated one.
Bro: Cacated dwagon.
Sis: OK, sleep lar.
Bro: Dwagon.
Sis: Cacat wooster.

2 minutes (actually I dunno how long) ticked past...
Bro: Jie?
Sis: What?
Bro: What is pork called in Malay?
Sis: Pork? Babi lah.
Bro: Not pig lah, pork.
Sis: Er... must be daging babi kua? But I'm not sure leh... never really heard people saying this term before... haha!
Bro: Ooo... then beef leh?
Sis: Daging lor.
Bro: Har? Daging daging?
Sis: No. Daging is generally meat lah, but daging usually means beef also.
Bro: Ooo...
Sis: Talking about pigs... you remember you had a pig softtoy last time that was called 'Pinky'?
Bro: Yea... so...?
Sis: What happened to it ar?
Bro: Somewhere around lar... Ooo jie, then chicken pox in Malay is called Babi Ayam ar?
Sis: Heh?! Got name one lar... I don't remember. Why Babi Ayam? Not Ayam Babi? It's chicken pox right? So shouldn't it be Ayam- Chicken, Babi-'Pork' (pox)?
Bro: No. I ask you, what is Pisang Goreng?
Sis: Fried Banana?
Bro: Yalor... so Babi Ayam lar. Malay always the other way round one mar.
Sis: Ooo, yea hor.
Bro: Haiyo, cacated dwagon.
Sis: Babi lar you. Seriously babi! Hahaha! Ok, sleep lah, cacated-babi-wooster-Tan.
Bro: Good night dwagon.
Sis: Good night wooster.
Bro: Peanut. *randomness and is a personal joke between us*



*Note* - Er, to those who have siblings who personally are in whatever sort of liaison with my own sibling, please try not to let eyes other than that of your own view this post. My sibling has this problem of being extremely emo-ish concerning stuff about him being posted on my blog. Many many apologies. This post is dedicated to my lil bro who is now confined to the house, itching and suffering from chicken pox much worse than mine was. Get well soon, and look who has the last laugh...