Wait! Before you start to scramble around looking for the comment button to post whatever arguments you have on what I've just stated, just be patient and hear me out first, okay?
As I was performing some personal grooming on myself during a well postponed "ME time" today, and being a little bit more hairy than the average girl...
*Excuse me a minute...*
"Hey wait come back here! It's not THAT bad!!!" Yells out loudly and starts chasing as all those potential candidates start slinking away...
*Right, sorry for that... As I was saying...*
Being a teeny weeny bit more %#$*@ than the average girl, that title up there just popped into my head. Well, the longer I continued with my "ME time", the longer I was able to mull over that thought. So here are just a few of the reasons why being a girl can be tough at times...
1. The monthly blues. Nothing can beat that. Lol
2. We girls are expected to look good AND do it in a short period of time while preparing for social outings, parties, dinners etc. Well, I have to admit that it's not impossible to do so but being a girl, believe me when I say it is.
3. Shopping can be difficult at times (when you have sooo many options to choose from and everything looks just so perfect but it all comes crashing down when you realize you don't have the $$$ *Ka-ching* or body to wear it)
4. Think of all the time wasted when out shopping, when it could have been used to do so many other things instead!!! (i.e. doing charity o.O, studying for that big exam, finishing up that assignment, completing all those undone chores...)
5. Females are, generally, weaker than the males in physical strength, speed of reflexes, intelligence, and so many other things.
6. Girls and women are still being discriminated over the world.
7. Girls are usually at a disadvantage in a relationship.
8. Having unwanted hair can be such a pain!
9. The first thing people usually say when seeing an incompetent driver on the road would be: " Sure lady driver wan!" The second would definitely be: "Aiyo, that 'P' driver ahh..."
Hmmm... seems like there are so few reasons now that I've typed it all down. I'm sure I thought of more just now... =.=
Now, if I were to be a male, I think I'd look something like this...
OkAy... seeing that I think I'm better of being a girl instead. XD
Don't get me wrong, I still love being a girl, no matter how "difficult" it can be at times. ;)
Evil Yong-sama: Muahahah. Please forgive me for my awesomely horrible photoshop skills. Did you notice the "He" me had spiky hair? XD Hmm... the more I look at that picture the more I think I look like my dad. LOL!
7 comments:
MY GOODNESS..u really do look like a guy..scarry..love ur facial hair :D
actually i dont get wats Me time..i suppose its self thinking time..
o n actually there is nothing wrong with being hairy!! just tat i guess most guys would prefer less hairy girls..but seriously..i think most guys wouldnt mind..cause even if it was an issue..it can be removed..if its an issue..
I dont know bout other guys..but I need to take a long time to get ready everytime..n i think guys should be used to waiting for girls..after all..the end product should be worth the wait :D lol..
unwanted hair? personally..i face tat problem too..but Im a guy..so it shouldnt matter? na it matters..just tat well..we have to leave with it lol..
tc
ZOMG so funny.. ur photoshop skills not bad leh... haha.. frankly.. it isn very convincing as a 'guy' but dat aint shabby at all.. nice abs ;) LOL
anyways..
its tough being a girl eh? lets c wat u mentioned :)
1. well.. no fite here.. we guys dun have anything dat can even remotely rival dis.... girls - 1, boys - 0... eh wait... we MITE! u noe y? usually.. we're at the RECEIVING end of all dat misplaced ENERGY... tsk tsk... i call it a DRAW ;)
2. ok.. u got it wrong here i tink... defn.. ur expected 2 look good (more so den guys anyway.. but tings are slowly changing.. anyhoo..) BUT... u R given d priviledge of extra grooming time ok... i mean.. dun blame ur bf for complaining a lil if he had to wait 30 minutes EXTRA (on top of the 45 minutes he ALREADY allocated for u...) .. dats quite reasonable i tink :) BUT... we accept it..we KNOW u'll take extra time.. so deres rly no big problem here :)
3. i tink guys suffer d same ting NOW... in general.. it all comes down 2 d MOOLAHS yo.. haha.. n guys have nearly as many choices as girls do nowadays... prob not AS many.. but comparable 2 say d least :) so... we're STILL even ;)
4. LOL... frankly.. dun u tink shopping is a personal preference? i noe i noe.. girls are expected 2 shop.. n perhaps u have a higher tendency 2 do so... but guys enjoy shopping too.. dey dun do it as often.. bcuz dey occupy their time wid other tings.. point invalid! i say dis one comes down to CHOICE...
5. ok.. no fite here... males are generally d physically stronger sex.... no denying dat! but... dun girls have d uncanny ability 2 multitask much better den deir male counterparts? i tink dat kinda offsets d score ;) as for intelligence.. i dunu.. dat one is a lil vague... more females get in2 uni.. but guys are generally better at sth..
6. ahh... indubitably :( dis is a sad fact.. but its changing! slowly but surely :) but.. i guess d point is valid as of now :) so u win dis time ;)
7. EH... and what makes u say DAT... i dunu much abt rships... but i tink dis one is so difficult 2 define (who has d upper hand in a rship)! i mean.. how do u say ur at an disadvantage?
8. urm.. dis act applies 2 guys as well.. but definitely... nt as OBVIOUS... but yea... so 2 points for girls!
9. HAHAHAHA... i dun say dat! I get angry at P drivers... but i forgive dem! i get angry at competant drivers more often act.. bcuz its unforgivable! how can u hav driven for so many years.. and still drive like u got ur license yday???
LADY drivers on d other hand.. while i've noticed most of d incompetant drivers are ladies... i dun straight away accuse an incompetant driver being a lady! so yeah... but i gues d general perception IS ladies make worse drivers :)... 3 points~
ok.. so out of d 9 reasons u gave...
i rly oni think 3 are solid... and one is in the balance (d rship one)
while d others... i dun tink it's true (from a guy's point of view...)
so.. it's not DAT bad rite? :)
u nvr mentioned how difficult it is being a guy (but... no blame dere.. u aint an XY LOL)
OR...
how sweet it is being a girl ;)
mayb i'll make a list on how difficult it is being a guy sometime... and we'll c how it goes :)
but anyhoo.. nice post! gives us guys a lil insight in d world of a girl :D
willy: yala, you're a guy, so why does all the extra hair bother you.. don't tell me u want soft soft smooth skin ar... LOL.. oh and 'me time' is more where we pamper and groom ourselves.. it's not actually thinking time but I guess you'd tend to start thinking if you had nothing much to do
qh: actually i wanted to (write down all the nice/not nice things of being a guy/girl) but was lazy to do it.. (coz it was dinner time d).. and yea.. i think all the shopping thing isn't quite valid a point either hahahah XD but if i didn't put it in it'd have seem it was too short a post =p I forgot metabolism btw~
LOL... urm.. bcuz... extra hair = less fair... n dats a big no-no on wui li's ZOMGIMTHEFAIRESTDUDEEVER list ^^
eh.. wats wrong wid soft soft smooth smooth skin? i wan dat... but in addition.. mus b firm lar... y wud i wan coarse skin =.="
LOL... wen u say dat... it makes me think of a bathtub filled with bubbles and soft music playing in d background with the hair wrapped in a towel and d person doing her nails...
LOL... oh ok... haha... so perhaps i'll do d guy part... n u cont d part where being a girl is great :D
LOL.. wat d swt,...d shopping ting din add dat much length 2 it.. but i guess it was worth a shot :D
hmm.. oh yea... n girls general inability 2 lose weight lar rite :)
The picture is sooo FARNY!
Anyway I think it's rather pointless to think about it. Each sex has their different advantages and disadvantages... And I think we should celebrate the fact that there are those differences. Otherwise life would be boring, and not to mention a little gay...
haha.. well...
imo...
y not point out a lil about each other? it not oni helps u appreciate being d sex u are... it oso helps d other sex und ur sex a lil better...
sure it mayb OBVIOUS... but sometimes.. we jus need some1 2 point it out 2 u b4 we take it in as a whole :)
hehehe yea i agree with you both...
it's nice to sit back and weigh the differences sometimes though XD
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