Awesome lecturers tell awesome jokes.
Below is just a list of suggestions offered by one of my lecturers on how to tell if the girl you're going out with is really as sweet and gentle as you think she is, or really a monster within, just waiting for the right moment to be unleashed.
Just thought it would be fun if I shared this. Even though I'm a girl myself. Lol. XD
1. Observe the way she treats her brothers. If he/they submit to her as if she's Ruler of the World and has bruises on his/their bodies to show you, then you might be in for some trouble in the future.
2. Take her out for dinner in Klang (or any other good seafood restaurant) and order crabs. Observe the way she uses the hammer to get at the crab meat. Take serious note if she starts hammering away like a blacksmith would on metal.
3. Don't forget to order prawns as well, just in case she passes the "Hammering Crabs" test. Observe the way she pulls off the prawn head. As much as she may use the hammer gently on the crabs, you know you're gonna be in big trouble if she unceremoniously rips off the prawn's head like how giant monsters rips off its victims' heads in gory movies.
4. Bring her out for dinner at a Japanese buffet restaurant. Jogoya/Equatorial would be a good place to go. Observe her raw meat to cooked meat intake ratio for that evening. If the ratio is at 80:20 or higher, you may wanna be a little more cautious. If you see her actually enjoying the raw meat with blood running down her chin, it's a clear sign that you should be running.
I hope I'm none of the above... Hahahahhaha!
7 comments:
hahahaa... very amusing!
1. ruler of d world man :D
2. ahhh... shud we go for seafood next? ^^
3. LOL!!!!! gory movies hahahahahahahaha..... can SO imagine XD
4. oh my.. u might act fail dis one XD
i love you :3
4. Hey.... what do you mean by that... =.=
lol..
N i u.. :D
I think it's true to some extend...
My bro (eldest 1)act said d same things to me last time LOL
N abt how I should never use fingers to eat chicken and chew at the tendons & "jelly bones" until puas puas
I only pass the 1st one... no wonder... :D
hahaha i don't see anything wrong with enjoying chicken that way XD
lol.. haven't actually seen u using the hammer on crabs before but I don't think it's that bad right?? =D
yong: u like raw meat no? i mean... heck... takkan u eat more cooked meat den raw at a japanese buffet! :D
JL: i believe its cartilage (i like it too lol) i dun c anything wrong with it either :D but... d hammer ting... take it ez k? XD
Hey I like the chicken part too! :P
(Maybe need to add that into the list hor? HAHAH! Even cheaper.. can just go to KFC WAHAHA!)
I think we have seen JL w the crab and hammer in Penang no? I somehow have a mental image of her quite gently hammering away.
Dood! I would so fail the last one! Who goes to a freaking Jap restaurant to NOT eat raw sushi? Come on :P
Though, if eat until the juice also come out.... That is quite the scary, I have to say~ :P
Hong: I think my ratio is 50:50 kua......
SA: Lol.. no need to go to KFC.. can just order chicken rice XD
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