It's embarrassing...

It's embarrassing when...
You step up in front of the automatic doors to the entrance of a shopping mall and it doesn't open;
And you know everyone inside and outside the mall is looking at you.

It's embarrassing when...
You step out of your house wearing two opposite sides of two pairs of slippers without realizing it;
Until your friends tell you.

It's embarrassing when...
You say hello to a couple whom you think are your friend's parents;
But later on your friend tells you he/she came out alone.

It's embarrassing when...
You call to someone thinking he/she is the waiter;
And only then do you realise that he/she is actually a customer.

It's embarrassing when...
Your telephone rings;
And you pick up the remote control to answer it instead.

It's embarrassing when...
The heel of your shoe gets stuck in the grilled drain cover;
And you're wearing a short skirt and totally fail at getting it out.

It's embarrassing when...
You get your new credit card and go on a shopping spree;
And end up having the cashier tell you your card has reached the credit limit, as a long queue forms behind you.

It's embarrassing when...
You can't stop staring at that secret crush of yours;
And end up tripping in front of him/her when he/she is looking instead.

Yes, life can be so embarrassing, especially at times when you least want it to be...