A refreshing trip back from the sauna

Ahh yes, what more than a refreshing trip TO the sauna to spice yourself up for a little extra bonus in attention span and focus --- all for the sake of those dreaded Sunday classes.


"A refreshing experience that will leave you at least 2 pounds lighter at the end of the day and guaranteed to make you sweat out all that excess and unwanted toxins in your body. And we're even throwing in a special plus! Just bring along a friend or two, or even more to join you in your relaxing day at this amazing sauna!"

That was exactly what I got for turning up for class today.

In a freaking average-sized lecture theatre with a freaking large number of students for an average class, we poor freaks had to endure almost 3 hours worth of 'sauna time' in class as the freaking air-conditioner was NOT working.

And the freaking reason the administration gave when they came to inspect on us after receiving our complaint:
"You all opened the windows, that's why it's not cold."

Opened the windows my foot, if we hadn't opened the windows, we'd most probably suffocated to death, Ms. Admin.

After 3 full hours worth of smelling our neighbour's sweat and taking a bath in our own sweat, they finally moved us to another lecture theatre which was almost incapable of taking all us 270 students. But, we managed to squeeze in (thanks to the skills of all students who have been trained from the first time since entering the college). Thank heavens the air-conditioner was functioning. Imagine if we were sitting in a lecture hall with no air-cond, what do you think would freaking happen if someone were to fart? Can you even imagine that situation?

In another 1 hour or so, one of the persons in charge came in to apologise. Well, at least they apologised, we thought. But whaddya-know... Right after apologising, she announced that it was our fault because apparently the air-cond 'overheated' or whatever it was because: WE OPENED THE WINDOWS!

If I wasn't a girl, I'd most probably had stood up and shouted, "To hell and fish you and your window opening business, missy!"

Well, after that the day went fairly smooth, right until about a half hour before the class ended of course. What do you think happened? The air-conditioner got switched off again! Whee~~~ We get an additional sauna session absolutely free! Aren't you glad that we as consumers are benefiting so much from this? And for the first time too!

And once again, to hell and fish you and your freaking window opening thingy.