Broccoli XD

A little snippet of my hectic day in which I found amusing~

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Comes home from latest job interview feeling tired.

Flops down onto bed and sleeps.

Dreams.

Suddenly in the middle of my dream...

*Heavy drums, electric guitar... IKENAI TAIYOU~*

Snaps awake from dream, registering the thought that my phone is ringing...

Looks at phone, unregistered number, wonders: Who's this?

Me: *groggy* "Hello?"

Anoy: "Hello? Is this Ms. Tan Wan Yong?"

Me: "Yes, it is..."

Anoy: "Hello? Hello? Ms. Tan Wan Yong???"

Me: *wondering who's calling... can it be another interview call or something?* "Yes, speaking."

Anoy: "Hello Ms. Tan. I'm calling from XXX college and I'd like to invite you to attend a talk on XXX and XXX tomorrow at our campus. Would you be interested to come tomorrow?"

Me: "Tomorrow? I can't actually, I'm kinda busy."

Anoy: "Oh okay, would you be interested if I continued to update you about XXX subjects the college is offering?"

Me: *thinking: You're in for some bad news lady XD* "Uh... not really. Actually I've already finished my course."

Anoy: *shocked voice* "Huh? Finished your course? As in completed all the papers and finished your exams?"

Me: "Yes, yes..."

Anoy: *disappointed voice* "Oh... okay then, thank you very much Ms. Tan."

Me: "No problem."

Puts down phone wondering what time it is.

Looks at clock.

What the heck!? 6.50p.m.!? Oh nuuuuuuuuu I overslept!!!

Tries to put on glasses in a hurry and still feeling groggy.

Sticks end of glasses into left eye.

Ouch... That's not the right way to put it on... >.<

Washes face and runs downstairs to cook.

Yells for brother to come down to help.

At about 7.20 p.m.

Brother and I stand in front of the table.

Staring at a dish of broccoli, wondering how to season it.

*Pours soy sauce*

Me: *holds bottle of oyster sauce* Eh... put how much ar?

Bro: *looks at me with the I-dunno-face* "... I don't know?"

Me: "Aren't you the master chef?"

Bro: "No... since when?"

Me: "Okay...."

Shakes bottle.

Once.

Twice.

Thrice.

Four times.

Me: "There.. enough kua?"

Bro: *Stares at broccoli like its infested* "I think so..."

Me: "Try and see?"

Bro: *gives me the are-you-serious-you-want-me-to-try-face?* "..."

Bro picks up spoon.

Slowly spoons up a broccoli (rather unwillingly)

Puts one broccoli into his mouth.

Chews.

Me: "So...? How is it?"

Bro: "Uhhh....... it's weird..... Sweet but salty at the same time... Err...I've never tasted anything like this leh... Hahahahah!"

Me: "Heh? I think its screwed... How?"

Bro: "Uhh... Put more sugar? Wait... that's not right... Hahahahah!"

Me: "..."

Broccoli dish - Total failure today.

I blame it on my lack of recent cooking.

XD