Awesome lecturers tell awesome jokes.
Below is just a list of suggestions offered by one of my lecturers on how to tell if the girl you're going out with is really as sweet and gentle as you think she is, or really a monster within, just waiting for the right moment to be unleashed.
Just thought it would be fun if I shared this. Even though I'm a girl myself. Lol. XD
1. Observe the way she treats her brothers. If he/they submit to her as if she's Ruler of the World and has bruises on his/their bodies to show you, then you might be in for some trouble in the future.
2. Take her out for dinner in Klang (or any other good seafood restaurant) and order crabs. Observe the way she uses the hammer to get at the crab meat. Take serious note if she starts hammering away like a blacksmith would on metal.
3. Don't forget to order prawns as well, just in case she passes the "Hammering Crabs" test. Observe the way she pulls off the prawn head. As much as she may use the hammer gently on the crabs, you know you're gonna be in big trouble if she unceremoniously rips off the prawn's head like how giant monsters rips off its victims' heads in gory movies.
4. Bring her out for dinner at a Japanese buffet restaurant. Jogoya/Equatorial would be a good place to go. Observe her raw meat to cooked meat intake ratio for that evening. If the ratio is at 80:20 or higher, you may wanna be a little more cautious. If you see her actually enjoying the raw meat with blood running down her chin, it's a clear sign that you should be running.
I hope I'm none of the above... Hahahahhaha!
